Q: Why was the cookie crying?
A: Because its mother had been a wafer so long!
Q: Why dont ghosts like water
A: it dampens their spirits!
Q: Whats E.T. short for?
A: Because he's got little legs!
Q: Why did the belt go to jail?
A: Because it held up a pair of pants!
Q: Where do books sleep?
A: Under their covers!
Q: Who made King Arthur's round table?
A: Sir Cumference!
Q: What did the scarf say to the hat?
A: You go on a head and ill just hang around!
Q: Did you take a bath this morning?
A: No, is there one missing?
Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope?
A: Stick with me and we'll go places
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